What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 14:58

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
Octopussy
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
Dr No
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.